tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35350372068910480882024-03-08T03:41:27.034-08:00Mama Said Sh*tThe ramblings of a 20-something Mama with too many thoughts and too little time. Still trying to figure out if organic eggs and Vitamin-D are worth the hype. Steady using the "F-word" at all the wrong times. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01812217259960140733noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535037206891048088.post-64787147337552255002014-11-23T19:19:00.003-08:002014-11-23T19:20:21.528-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">
25 is an odd age. </div>
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Still super young, but too old to acceptably piss on the side of a building at 3 a.m.</div>
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I've had a hard time with 25. I have this desire to get married by 30...</div>
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But at the same time, I just want to eat Chinese food alone in bed.</div>
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P.S. Who doesn't <span style="font-size: large;">love</span> Chinese food?!</div>
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But fo-realz, here are some things I'm sure of at the ripe ole' age of 20-mothafuckin-5:</div>
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1. Having a washer and dryer is <span style="font-size: large;">amazing</span>!</div>
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2. Oil changes are <span style="font-size: large;">not</span> optional.</div>
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3. Honey is best served organic, raw & local.</div>
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4. McDonald's is only good when hungover.</div>
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5. Get a pedicure every 4-6 weeks. You won't regret it.</div>
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6. Heat styling curly hair frequently is a pretty <span style="font-size: large;">bad</span> idea. Trust me.</div>
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7. Spend a few extra dollars on the <span style="font-size: large;">good</span> wine.</div>
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8. Drink said wine straight from the bottle whilst wearing underwear & listening to trap music.</div>
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9. Trap music is <span style="font-size: large;">life</span>.</div>
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10. Trap music should not be played around children.</div>
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11. Health does not come in the form of 200mg capsules.</div>
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12. Eat your veggies.</div>
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13. Eat your veggies raw as much as possible.</div>
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14. Red meat is always better with a warm, pink center.</div>
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15. Always stock chicken breast & heavy cream.</div>
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16. Randomly calling your best friends is never a bad idea.</div>
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17. Relationships are really <span style="font-size: large;">fucking</span> hard.</div>
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18. A good therapist will give you life.</div>
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19. Saturday nights in are often better than Saturday nights out.</div>
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20. Loving what you do is better than working for a large paycheck.</div>
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21. Buy the <span style="font-size: large;">expensive</span> makeup.</div>
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22. Tell your parents you <span style="font-size: large;">love</span> them. Right now!</div>
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23. Look in the mirror and kiss yourself.</div>
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24. Learn to accept a <span style="font-size: large;">compliment</span> with grace.</div>
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25. Love yourself like your <span style="font-size: large;">Kanye</span>!</div>
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